Perhaps I am in the minority as I have not publically met anyone who admits to liking adding food and sex together. Nothing overly complicated such as trying to figure out how to hump over the steak and shrimp dinner.
“How are you liking the shrimp? Harder you say. I may have overcooked the shrimp…OH you mean harder.”
Nothing overly messy either such as a cake or a pie. I mean there are enough good eats at the party as there is, but every so often I like to add or maybe I crave a flavor with my sex. No, nothing is wrong with how Barb tastes. She tastes great and I am sure that if I had to cook or fry her she would taste great dipped in garlic flavored butter. However, every once in a while chocolate, caramel, or some other sweet flavor on a boob. Don’t you? Fine maybe not a boob, some other body part.
I like food that can be deployed easily and cleaned up during the process of foreplay or sex. I don’t care about mess. In fact to me messy sex, food or not, is a sign of successful sex. Big ole wet spot, success. Blankets on the floor around the bed, success. The bedside lamp in three pieces and one post of the bed bent at an odd angle, success. So tossing in some sticky, sweet, tasty mess not-a-problem.
Now I do not like to use food around the pussy. For one the taste of pussy is great as is. For another pussies and sugar…well just about anything found in a food do not go well together. I am not say bad results all of the time, but one yeast infection due to an overload sugar, is one to many. Finally, I don’t know why but food and pussy is harder to clean up via eating than just eating the pussy in the first place. So while I don’t mind a mess I do mind extra work. Thus for me the food stays out or off of the pussy.
Oh, and while I am giving reasons why I don’t like food around the pussy…pubic hair. Ever have to clean anything out of pubic hair? Talk about a pain in the ass. I don’t care how good that honey, chocolate or caramel sauce is try picking out hair with every lick and what’s worse the damn stuff is just not coming off that easily. Not worth the effort.
But chocolate sauce on a nipple that is a nice, tiny, treat. Even encourages some variation when cleaning up. Fingers to scoop, tongue to lick, and move the sauce about, and sucking moves off the nipple and onto other areas of the breast. In fact sauce encourages more play across the whole boob. Think about that ladies…tired of having your nipples sucked or pinched to death? Spread some sauce around and tell him to clean it up and clean it up GOOD!
Some of my favorite flavors for those who need some direction:
- Chocolate and I am NOT a chocolate fan.
- Cool Whip
- A combination of any of the flavors with additions like sprinkles.