Hello, I am your Research Monkey. Today I present to you an exceptionally long Q&A. Seems that many of you had questions, issues, and commentary that brought you here. Despite the length, this is a special Q&A as there are questions and answers for almost everyone that comes to my boss’s blog. Without further ado, let the Q&A begin.
How to make a sex swing work
Allow me to suggest that you look here first: Naughty Monkey: Door “Swing.”
What does a sex swing mean for osur relationship
A lot of fun and a hole in your ceiling or door frame. Mostly a lot of fun.
How to make a pocket pussy
I suggest that if you are looking to make an affordable pocket pussy that you look here: A Very Crafty Answering the ?’s You Are Searching For.
How to make a stroking device with a pocket pussy
I would suggest that unless you have a mechanical engineering degree that you stick to using your hand or someone else’s hand. However, if you do have a mechanical engineering degree or are feeling very crafty that the Japanese are doing some very interesting things with robotics.
Is it normal for my husband to use his pocket pussy every day
Chaffing issues aside, totally depends upon the sex life that you and your husband have and how satisfied he is with the amount of release that he is getting. Could be that your husband is just using the pocket pussy for relaxation and stress relief. I would suggest that you talk to your husband.
How to hide ball gag in public
I suggest a large scarf, although if it is not scarf weather outside this could look suspicious. You could have the person using the ball gag wear a mask similar to the way that one of your more eccentric celebrities had his children wear masks in public.
What size ball gag to get
I would suggest a ball gag that fits comfortably, but is not to big to cut off breathing, nor too small to accidentally be swallowed or become lodged in the throat. The straps should be comfortable, adjustable, and for safety reasons be easy to remove, loosen, or undo.
Dildo smiley face
While this is not a dildo perse, this does have sexual uses and does have a smiley face on the surface.
My boss says that if he can figure out how to keep the Duck Tape from sticking to his cock and especially his pubic hair that you may see a Duck Tape penis in their Etsy shop.
Kinky fuckery definition
Allow me to suggest that you start here: Kinky Fuckery and here: Kinky Fuckery II and if you like what you read continue reading my boss’s Kinky Fuckery series of posts. By the time you have read several of them you should have a much better idea of the definition and what Kinky Fuckery can be.
How to get my husband to participate in kinky fuckery
The answer to this totally depends on what Kinky Fuckery that you want to do and how he feels about said activity. I suggest that you talk to your husband about what Kinky Fuckery that you want to do. Communication is always the first thing that you should try and best for the relationship.
Sex between dragons, would be fascinating to see. Sex with a dragon, would be squishy for the smaller person.
I had sex once but I wasn’t really allowed to
My wife is in the mood for a naughty tryst
Congratulations. Hopefully you have talked this through and are both on the same page.
Semi kinky things to do to a guy
This took a little bit to respond to, but if handcuffs are kinky then a semi-kinky thing would be to use only one cuff.
Fully chocolate sex
Miss Research Monkey says that this sound awesome, but messy.
Is there something wrong with people who want kinky sex
Examples of trick fuckery
I am always a fan of the penny behind the ear or is this your card trick right before orgasm.
Ferris state amateur porn
My boss says highly unlikely given that, and this is in his own words, he is living in the land of the sexless on the campus of the perpetual virgin and shamed.
Personal Questions and Issues
Get some rest.
Itchy vaginal condition in women
See a doctor or medical professional.
Things to ponder
Why a society continues to tolerate behavior that is only harmful to the society as a whole, both short term and long term.
Why basic cooking skills are not mandatory for all people before they leave high school.
Why is sex sold, but violence promoted.
Balls go numd when I fart why
Seek medical attention unless you are attempting to achieve orbit via gas and no longer require the use of your balls.
Friends are mean
Get new friends.
Need to do my laundry for the first time, where do I start
I suggest that you start by making two piles of your dirty clothes. Pile A consists of anything white or light colored. Pile B consists of anything black or dark colored. Miss Research Monkey is glaring at me right now and reminding me that this is why I am not allowed to do the laundry. I however, maintain that my suggestion is a good start.
I always wear my thongs backwards
My boss calls that the separation of church and state. Apparently he has named his balls, and wearing a thong backwards gives his ass support and keeps church and state apart.
Running of the bulls clothing
I would suggest tight, form fitting clothing that won’t get caught on a bull’s horn or snagged on passing terrain. Avoid the color red unless you are trying to hide any bleeding wounds and most of all a great, comfortable pair of running shoes.
Makes My Boss Smile
Rachael Ray nude
See My Secret Desires for why this made my boss smile.
This made my boss smile because it means that some of his writing about the Nature Study class has found it’s way into someone else’s life.
Cat in can
Naked gamer blue hair
Alas I only know of one blue-haired girl, found here: Blue Hair Makes Me Smile. I do not know if she is a gamer. However, if she was I imagine that she would play Halo and be a fan of Cortana.
Should I coat wings or not with batter
This is totally dependent upon whether you want crunchy wings or wings without any crunch. Batter will give the wings a good crunch and are favorites with my boss’s friends that come over for his wings. There are times when he is making wings for himself that he forgoes the batter for easy preparation.
And that question concludes another month of search term questions, issues, and comments that you used to find your way here. I’m off to learn how Miss Research Monkey separates the laundry.