Creative Juices

Let’s start with a

Happy Mother’s Day!

Barb is spending her Mother’s Day enjoying the clean house and doing nothing more than whatever she wants.  This could be less about the holiday and more about relaxing post 2nd year of Pharmacy Grad School.  We will let you decide.

The kids let her sleep in.  Even when our girl tried to wake up our boy and he sleep popped her in the nose she brought the screaming and crying down here.  Overall effect, Barb did not wake up, our girl had a red nose, and our boy stumbled down the stairs, offered an apology and explanation before collapsing into a heap of body parts in front of the television.

Two days prior Barb got her Mother’s Day gift of a large stuffed kitten and a card.  Why early?  Our girl cannot keep a secret.

Today, she got a gift our boy made at school and then we took her to Biggby coffee for a Mother’s Day coffee.

Meanwhile, my creative juices for creative, non-school type, writing is starting to come back.  I have a couple of ideas for some stories that Mrs. Fever might enjoy and the long dormant gamer muscles are getting stretched out as I find myself working on a small role-playing campaign that would be good for Pathfinder or Star Wars.

Now I am going to enjoy the rest of this day with the family.

When I’m Not Thinking About Sex

Dust ZombiesI am taking the day off from writing about sex.  I am hoping that the conversation continues to percolate and I am hoping to hear from some specific individuals…(cough cough) Seattlepolychick (cough cough).   So when I am not thinking about sex, writing about sex, talking about sex, having sex, or responding to people talking, writing, thinking and having sex what do I do?  Would you like to know and see?

Top of my list is college work, but I don’t do that for fun.

Cooking, I like to cook and I was going to cook Friday, Saturday, and today.  However, Friday we lost power, yesterday I cooked up a huge storm of food, and today I have been kicked out the kitchen when a suggestion to get the boy to choose dinner turned into the boy going shopping for dinner and working with Barb and his sister to cook dinner for us.  I am looking forward to this and hoping that for once he doesn’t complain about the food.

I love to read.  Right now I am in the middle of the latest issue of Lucky Peach, about half-way through Dark Tower 4, a third of the way into Ethical Slut, and almost done with the Joy of Sexus.

Axis Leader & TroopsVideo games are another way I relax, but of late games are either too short or fail to hold onto my attention for very long.  The game that was holding my attention Skyrim is nearing the end, as in I have done just about everything that I could possibly want to do. Halo 4 and other shooters have gotten boring, which happens.  Thus aside from Fable III which I just bought and have yet to play because the kids love playing it I am out of games to play.

However to really relax the brain I like to paint miniatures.  A while ago I picked up Dust Tactics which is a alternate World War II board-war game with lots of miniatures.  I was so geeked to start paining miniatures again after almost a decade away from painting.  Why the decade off, because painting requires space, time, and paints.  None of which I have had since the birth of the kids.  Now I have all three…well I finally got paints.  Finding paints was a pain the ass.  There are no local hobby shops.  The local stores only carry Testors which is great for model kits but not minatures.  I finally had to break down and order paints from Games Workshop.  I ordered two different starter kits and quickly afterward was placing a large order for more colors.  The wait for the new colors was almost painful.  I was worried that my skills had atrophied and to some extent they have, but like riding a bike the skills came back.

Allied Leader & TroopsSo as the end of my three-day weekend comes up I thought I would share with you the painting I have gotten done.  One week of school and then Spring Break.  Tomorrow or Tuesday I will recap the start of the Swinging, Swaying, and Sashaying conversation.

This is Sick?

Ah the joys of being young and sick.100_4923  Yes, this is my girl shortly after I finished A Fountain Like No Other.  While I was reading about marketing, learning that if half as much effort was put into civics, infrastructure, and education as there is in making sure that you and I remember specific brands America might be a really cool place to live all of the time, she was being “sick.”  Yes, that was my take-away from the chapter I read, that way too many people are employed making sure that each brand is memorable enough that we purchase them.

If you think that take-away was bad, you should hear what I have to say about cultural communications.  Wait a second…ah…this book was written for Americans who have not left their home town, preferably not even left their own home.  The assumption, and probably not totally wrong, is that not only do American college-age students not know how to communicate with each other, they don’t know how to communicate with people overseas. Further, they probably don’t care which is why the same message was repeated over, and over, and over again.  Not in the hope that the American college student reading the book would actually learn to appreciate how to communicate with someone from another land, but would have what the authors wanted them to remember forcibly rammed into their brain long enough to pass the next test.

“Do you want to go out to the store with me,” her mother asked?

[cough, cough, cough]

Jut like that, my girl was “sick” again.  With the controller in one hand, the headset at a jaunty angle on her head, one “sick” eye on the screen, the other “sick” eye gave her mother the “I’m sick take pity on me” look.  Her voice wavered and her lip jutted out in a pout.  Her mother fell for it.  I don’t think she noticed her girl using the one hand on the controller to maneuver her Lego guy around the screen.

Sure she blew chunks earlier.  Sure she wasn’t feeling well, but that changed swiftly.  I did not know that the Xbox had such recuperative powers, but let me tell you the next time I get sick I will be hoping on to play Skyrim or Halo 4 until I feel better.  Her mother hadn’t even shut the door and the “sick” eye that was not looking at the screen joined the other “sick” eye.  The pouting lip was sucked in and turned into her concentration face and her formerly wavering voice quickly turned into her “order” voice.

“I want popcorn,” she shouted too loud.  The headset was firmly lodged in place over both ears making sure that she couldn’t hear anything other than the Legos going to war over Middle Earth.

This Level is BULLSHIT!

“This level is BULLSHIT,” my boy shouts in anger.

MarioI cringe inside, but can’t help cracking a smile.  I know where he learned that, even if he has zero understanding of why I say it.  For him the level is bullshit because he can’t get it done on the first or second attempt.  For me it is the realization that game design has lost a lot of edge replacing difficult with overly long scenes, overly complicated puzzles with no sense of satisfaction other than being done with it, and replacing smart enemies with just more enemies.   Without meaning to I have taught my children some unintentional things about gaming.

“dad it’s stuck,” my daughter says.

I look over at the screen to see her car wedged into a space on the highway that was not meant for cars.  She is playing Grand Theft Auto San Andreas.  Don’t give me that look; I can’t stand the game and the only thing she likes to do is drive thus her predicament.  She was driving down the highway and got her car stuck between a retaining wall and a support column for the highway above.  I take the controller, but her car is stuck.  She takes the controller back, walks her guy down the road and takes a police car.  This instantly gets to police shooting at her, but she is unconcerned.  Using her police car she repeatedly rams her stuck car until it pops out on the other side.  By this time she has several police officers shooting at her and the police car was on fire.  The police car was now stuck.  She exits the police car, which explodes killing lots of people, gets into her now battered, but unstuck car and drives off.

A while later, I see she is driving a firetruck.  I have no idea what happened between the above and the firetruck, but she has discovered how to make the siren go and is screeching “Whhhhheee” as she rams into everything in her path. Driving a firetruck is difficult.  A few minutes later I hear, “dad it’s stuck.”  I look over and her firetruck in on its nose, buried in a bus; she drove the damn thing right off an overpass onto a bus that was passing below.

Like I said I think I am teaching them things unintentionally, if that had been me playing GTA there would have been a purpose behind what I was doing, for her it was just driving and explosions.  The following are more indications that they are listening closer than I previously thought:

“Die asshole!”

“I won!” or “I win!”

“Is this a rare card,” said while holding up any card out of any package collectable or not.

“I’m not helping her.  She has to learn how to play on her own,” my boy said this about my girl which is what I said to him when he asked me one too many times to “help” him with a game.

“Always remember to save dad.”

“This level blows, sucks, or is stupid.”

“What were they thinking?”

“Are there any cheat codes?”

“Grrr….” or other utterance of frustration or anger.

“Gotcha! Jerk.”

“Just one more level,” said in a whiny or impatient tone.

“Damnit!” “Ass!” “Nooo!” or “Yes!”

“I quit!”

Family Game Night Continued

Family game night has become a semi-stable, semi-regular event around here.  There was the “I don’t want to do that” cancelation and the “the table is a mess” cancelation, but other than those bumps in the road we as a family have sat down several times to play board games together.   We have not been playing traditional family games such as Monopoly, Chutes and Ladders, or Texas Hold’em Poker.  In an effort to get the kids to think more, pay attention more, and in general keep them engaged, which is a problem when trying to get video gamers to sit down and play board games: “This isn’t exciting” was commonly heard at first from one child or another, but eventually they learned to enjoy the slower pace.

The key to choosing games was something that the adults would find complex enough to hold our attention, yet easy enough that the kids could get the basic concepts without getting overly frustrated.  Given the age difference 4 and 7 I spent awhile searching for games.  Thankfully many companies allow you to download the rules before purchase.  Many nights were spent reading rules and deciding if I could explain how to play the game to both children.  Slightly before rules was concept the game had to appeal to the kids, which thankfully since my kids are full on cartoon and video gamers I was able to find several games that covered the “pick a guy, explore the cave, world, dungeon, and get the treasure or rescue the princess.”

With those requirements out of the way came the fortune that is The Big Bang Theory.  The kids love watching the show and they are always wanting to know what games they are playing which for isn’t that hard to identify.  Thus I went out and found Talisman, Dungeon Quest, and Descent.  All of the games are made by Fantasy Flight Games.  The rules for each of them are complex enough for adults, but can be broken down for children.  The components are visually appealing and very durable, no flimsy cards or boards, we are talking thick cards with a liquid proof coating which is great when you have children or the clumsy around.  Even better is that all of the games have several female pieces that can be played which was very important to my daughter.  She wants to play the “hero girl” not the “boy.”

TalismanTalisman is the game that the guys on The Big Bang Theory can be seen playing several times.  They are playing an early version of the game, the new version has plastic figures.  Simply put the goal of the game is to take your figure around the outer ring of the board gathering equipment until they are strong enough to move to the middle ring, gather more equipment, and then the final ring where they can win the game.  A simple concept, simple to explain, the players do not have to cooperate at all which did lead to a couple of conflicts, but overall the main problem with Talisman was that the game was LONG to play.  Our first game took 4 hours with several breaks for the kids because individual turns can be long leading to them having a lot of free time to get bored.

DungeonquestDungeonquest was an old Hasbro game that was a lot of fun to play and cooperative.  The new version is complex as all hell, not cooperative, and as we discovered not slanted in the player’s favor.  The goal is to take your hero into the dragon’s dungeon, get to his room, steal his treasure before time runs out and you die.  There is NO cooperation, every player for themselves.  While the game concepts and rules were easy to explain to the children, the actual game play seemed to only revolve around killing off players.  Nobody won the game, everyone was not happy with how deadly the game was.

DescentJourneysInTheDark2ndEditionDescent Journeys In The Dark is the most visually appealing of the games, everything is represented by a miniature, the board is actually puzzle pieces that can be assembled as you like or following scenarios in a book.  The players work together against another player who controls all of the monsters and traps.  Players cannot die, they are only knocked out, and as I mentioned before cooperation is not only encouraged cooperation is rewarded.  The rules are easy enough that the kids knew how to play after one short example.  Even better, to me, the game encourages replaying because you can grow your character, making choices as to their skills and equipment to make them ready for each new adventure.  Descent was well received by everyone.

forbidden_islandFinally, while in Meijers I chanced upon Forbidden Island by Gamewright which is a simple game, the players are adventurers and explorers on a sinking island where working together they try to get four treasures before the island sinks.  The game is hideously simple to play, but as we discovered complex to master, requiring that everyone work together, talk, and make plans together otherwise the island sinks.  To encourage cooperation either everyone wins or nobody wins.  While the island has sank on us repeatedly Forbidden Island has been the game played most often.

I highly recommend a family game night for anyone with kids and is looking to do something with them.  Gamers will have a lot of fun with this, as this has lead to renewed interest in the Pokémon Card Game, RoboRally, and several other games that haven’t seen the light of day in a while.

I Need A Hobby

warhammer-40k_00255223Years ago I used to work at a hobby shop at that time I was part of a couple of roleplaying groups, card games, and miniature games.  In other words I had a hobby.  Hobbies keep me busy, out of trouble, and allow me to interact with others and express my artistic side.  No, this blog is not a hobby nor is this work, this is love or some other mushy emotion that makes me sound manly, but this is not a hobby.   A hobby is something that I invest some money in, spend some time doing when I am not writing, working, or more recently school work.  Hobbies keep me sane.  I need a hobby again.

Move after move has seen my hobby stuff slowly shed in order to make moves easier; nothing like trying to cart around four large boxes full of hand painted miniatures, or ten boxes filled with a combination of hard cover and soft cover books.  Combine the amount of stuff with the loss of gaming group after gaming group and shedding the materials for the hobby seemed like a good idea…until now when I find myself with a semi-stable place to live (remember we are only here for X amount of time thus this is not a stable place to live), some free time, and no as in zero hobbies.  I can write, and I do, but that is not what I call a hobby.  A hobby frees up my brain to think about things to write, rarely if ever while I am writing do I think about writing.

If money were no object and there were gamers up here…oh did I forget to mention that, there are no gamers here. This is the first college campus that I have ever been to where there is not a dedicated gaming group, gaming store, or even hint of gamers at all.  A quick clairification: people who play video games are gamers, but they are not the gamers I am looking for.  I would like gamers who I can see and talk to while playing some roleplaying game, moving miniatures across the table top, or flipping collectable cards.  I would like to be able to use my brain to play some games instead of working on my hand eye coordination.

Whoops back on tangent, if money were no object I would get back into painting miniature soldiers and vehicles and pitting them against other gamers.  While roleplaying games are my love the primary issues with roleplaying are a lack of experienced players and that due to the lack of players I end up being the guy who runs all of the games.  Sometimes I want to play and not run, plus roleplaying games take a lot of effort to set up thus I would rather spend my free time assembling little army dudes and painting them.

I used to have a lot of fun painting miniatures.  Usually there are “accepted” ways to paint your army dudes.  Whole books devoted to your Space Marines or Daemon dudes “have to look like this”…and I would violate that every time.  What do I care what they are “supposed” to look like if I want to paint all of my Space Marines with smiley faces on their shoulder pads, or in bubble gum cammies then I will and I did.  This caused many a gamer to have a nervous break down.  I just called it psychological warfare as my brightly colored army of doom rolled over your “officially” painted army.

Again I digress, to alleviate my “Need a Hobby” problem, to lessen the amount of time I spend working on my hand-eye-coordination, and to give me an outlet for my artistic impulses I broke down and ordered a miniatures game, Dust Tactics by Fantasy Flight Games.  Once it gets here I will gladly share with you some of my artistic efforts.  Now if I could only find a few women to body paint that would be my other hobby.

A gentle reminder that if you have not looked at the Reader Response Questions, could you take a look and answer a couple of them.  Seattlepolychick answered right in the comments section and  Invisible Girl vs The World took one of the questions and crafted a blog for her answer, maybe you could use the questions as idea prompts. :)

Christmas Eve Test

Party FrogHappy Christmas Eve.

This will be a short post, as I am spending the evening with the family playing games and getting the kids ready for the insanity that will be the first few hours of the morning when they will wake up early and want to open presents, play, and eventually eat food.

This will also be a short post because I am using the touch pad keyboard for the first time for an extended period of time.  This is so weird, there are no keys only little bumps on a flat surface.  There is no resistance from hitting a key, only a beeping or popping noise with each keystroke.  If I don’t have the volume on I get zero feedback other than what appears on the screen.  I am so used to having the physical feedback from keys.

So far so good.  Time for me to go, the kids are pestering me to get back to the family game of Descent 2nd Edition..  I will write about family game night soon enough.

Have a Happy or Merry Holiday Eve.

Evolution of Family Game Night

Tomorrow is family game night; we try to sit down as a family and play a game or two together.  This tradition started before we moved in with her parents and was the one tradition that allowed all of us to survive that 8 months of hell and come out on the other side closer.  Originally the idea was to play a video game together.  Why a video game?  Well the kids couldn’t read very well at the time, and neither of them had an attention span that could be accurately measured with a watch.  Video games kept them interested.

Our first family game was Castle Crashers, an four-player co-op game on the Xbox each player plays a different colored cartoonish knight in a side scrolling adventure.  The goal to rescue the five princesses and defeat the evil wizard who kidnapped them.  Castle Crashers kept us occupied as a family for a year-and-a-half.  That is how long it took us as a family to beat the evil wizard.  Much whooping and joy was heard that day.

However, playing Castle Crashers and other four-player video games showed me something, while we were playing together we were not necessarily interacting together as much as I had hoped.  Still it was a start.  Since the whole family is huge into Legos we started playing the various Lego board games, finally settling on Heroica.  The great thing about any Lego board game is that they are made out of Legos and if the game sucks and some of them do, you can tear it apart and add the pieces to your Lego collection.  Heroica was where the children started to learn how to take turns, how to work together, some functional basic math, and organization skills.  While Heroica is no longer played here, primarily due to the fact that the game can take a while to set up, play, and tear down we still talk about the games we played.

From Heroica we moved onto Pokemon, both the video and card games.  Alas that experiment died on the vine.  The video game was a bit to complicated in the end for the boy and the card game just didn’t have the same visceral experience that the video game had.  His mother and I still play the card game, but we have been huge CCG (Collectible Card Games) players forever.  Remind me to share some of our better CCG game moments later.

Thus we have been without a reliable family game for about a month and a half now.  I didn’t really want to go back to the video game well again, especially after discovering that while Kinectimals are cute they just don’t appeal to me at all.  Why can’t I have my Bengal Tiger maul things?   Ugh…cutness factor.

Not to be deterred, and determined to raise two gamers, I have been searching for games that I know would appeal to every member of the family and be easy for the kids to get into.  Barb started with RoboRally, which Big Man might remember and he might also remember how much that game frustrated me.  Turns out that my boy understood the game better than I did.  Enough so that he will be giving it another try along with me.  I hope I don’t flip the board.   Still I kept searching and finally found two; Descent: Journey into Darkness and Talisman.  Both of them are board games, both have the fantasy elements that the kids like, both have equal representation of male and female characters which makes my daughter happy AND after trying out a tiny bit with the kids both games are understood by the children.

I am looking forward to playing one of the games at the table with the kids.  Should be fun.

An Answer For Almost Everyone Answering the ?’s You Search For

Research MonkeyHello, I am your Research Monkey.  Today I present to you an exceptionally long Q&A.  Seems that many of you had questions, issues, and commentary that brought you here.  Despite the length, this is a special Q&A as there are questions and answers for almost everyone that comes to my boss’s blog.  Without further ado, let the Q&A begin.

Sex Toys

How to make a sex swing work

Allow me to suggest that you look here first: Naughty Monkey: Door “Swing.”

What does a sex swing mean for osur relationship

A lot of fun and a hole in your ceiling or door frame.  Mostly a lot of fun.

How to make a pocket pussy

I suggest that if you are looking to make an affordable pocket pussy that you look here: A Very Crafty Answering the ?’s You Are Searching For.

How to make a stroking device with a pocket pussy

I would suggest that unless you have a mechanical engineering degree that you stick to using your hand or someone else’s hand.  However, if you do have a mechanical engineering degree or are feeling very crafty that the Japanese are doing some very interesting things with robotics.

Is it normal for my husband to use his pocket pussy every day

Chaffing issues aside, totally depends upon the sex life that you and your husband have and how satisfied he is with the amount of release that he is getting.  Could be that your husband is just using the pocket pussy for relaxation and stress relief.  I would suggest that you talk to your husband.

How to hide ball gag in public

I suggest a large scarf, although if it is not scarf weather outside this could look suspicious.  You could have the person using the ball gag wear a mask similar to the way that one of your more eccentric celebrities had his children wear masks in public.

What size ball gag to get

I would suggest a ball gag that fits comfortably, but is not to big to cut off breathing, nor too small to accidentally be swallowed or become lodged in the throat.  The straps should be comfortable, adjustable, and for safety reasons be easy to remove, loosen, or undo.

Dildo smiley face

Smiley Face DildoWhile this is not a dildo perse, this does have sexual uses and does have a smiley face on the surface.Dildo Smiley Face

Ducktape penis

My boss says that if he can figure out how to keep the Duck Tape from sticking to his cock and especially his pubic hair that you may see a Duck Tape penis in their Etsy shop.

Kinky Fuckery

Kinky fuckery definition

Allow me to suggest that you start here: Kinky Fuckery and here: Kinky Fuckery II and if you like what you read continue reading my boss’s Kinky Fuckery series of posts.  By the time you have read several of them you should have a much better idea of the definition and what Kinky Fuckery can be.

How to get my husband to participate in kinky fuckery

The answer to this totally depends on what Kinky Fuckery that you want to do and how he feels about said activity.  I suggest that you talk to your husband about what Kinky Fuckery that you want to do.  Communication is always the first thing that you should try and best for the relationship.

Sex

Dragon sex

Sex between dragons, would be fascinating to see.  Sex with a dragon, would be squishy for the smaller person.

I had sex once but I wasn’t really allowed to

Umm…

My wife is in the mood for a naughty tryst

Congratulations.  Hopefully you have talked this through and are both on the same page.

Semi kinky things to do to a guy

This took a little bit to respond to, but if handcuffs are kinky then a semi-kinky thing would be to use only one cuff.

Fully chocolate sex

Miss Research Monkey says that this sound awesome, but messy.

Is there something wrong with people who want kinky sex

No.

Examples of trick fuckery

I am always a fan of the penny behind the ear or is this your card trick right before orgasm.

Ferris state amateur porn

My boss says highly unlikely given that, and this is in his own words, he is living in the land of the sexless on the campus of the perpetual virgin and shamed.

Personal Questions and Issues

im tired

Get some rest.

Itchy vaginal condition in women

See a doctor or medical professional.

Things to ponder

Why a society continues to tolerate behavior that is only harmful to the society as a whole, both short term and long term.

Why basic cooking skills are not mandatory for all people before they leave high school.

Why is sex sold, but violence promoted.

Balls go numd when I fart why

Seek medical attention unless you are attempting to achieve orbit via gas and no longer require the use of your balls.

Friends are mean

Get new friends.

Need to do my laundry for the first time, where do I start

I suggest that you start by making two piles of your dirty clothes.  Pile A consists of anything white or light colored.  Pile B consists of anything black or dark colored.  Miss Research Monkey is glaring at me right now and reminding me that this is why I am not allowed to do the laundry.  I however, maintain that my suggestion is a good start.

I always wear my thongs backwards

My boss calls that the separation of church and state.  Apparently he has named his balls, and wearing a thong backwards gives his ass support and keeps church and state apart.

Running of the bulls clothing

I would suggest tight, form fitting clothing that won’t get caught on a bull’s horn or snagged on passing terrain.  Avoid the color red unless you are trying to hide any bleeding wounds and most of all a great, comfortable pair of running shoes.

Makes My Boss Smile

Rachael Ray nude

See My Secret Desires for why this made my boss smile.

Phylum arthropoda

This made my boss smile because it means that some of his writing about the Nature Study class has found it’s way into someone else’s life.

Cat in can

Cat in Can

Gaming

Naked gamer blue hair

Alas I only know of one blue-haired girl, found here: Blue Hair Makes Me Smile.  I do not know if she is a gamer.  However, if she was I imagine that she would play Halo and be a fan of Cortana.

Food

Should I coat wings or not with batter

This is totally dependent upon whether you want crunchy wings or wings without any crunch.  Batter will give the wings a good crunch and are favorites with my boss’s friends that come over for his wings.  There are times when he is making wings for himself that he forgoes the batter for easy preparation.

And that question concludes another month of search term questions, issues, and comments that you used to find your way here.  I’m off to learn how Miss Research Monkey separates the laundry.

And Down Four in Five

The map finishes loading, sitting in front of the eight of us are two warthogs (think jeep or humvee), one with a machine gun and the other armed with a laser cannon.  The typical start to a Halo 4 match is for everyone to run towards the nearest vehicle or cover and let the mayhem start.  This was no exception, two players bolted for the gunner seats which are very popular.  I and one other player ran for the driver seats.  I gunned the warthog forward immediately followed by the other warthog.  Suddenly both of us are engulfed in explosion and all four of us are dead.  Score Them 40, Us 0.

What happened?  Did we hit a mine?  Did the other team get around the mountain way faster than ever before?  Nope.  The death cam showed what happened in all of its selfish glory or gory; two of our own teammates had tossed all of their grenades at us.  Why would they do this?  To what end, given that the game mode we were playing was team oriented: we win or lose as a team.  Here is why because some gamers are self-serving, greedy, selfish bastards.  Yes, I said it.

Having played tabletop games for decades I have encountered every kind of gamer that can be encountered from the casual, the rules lawyer, the power gamer, the competitive, the uber-competitive, and everything inbetween.  Gamers come in more shades and stripes than any other hobby interest than I know and trust me working at a hobby shop for several years I got to see the RC car people, the RC plane people, the train people, the astronomy people, the metal detector people, and so on.  Gamers out of all of them were the worse.  Gamers are so bad that nobody else that worked at the hobby shop would deal with them.  If I wasn’t working they would tell them to come back to see me.  I know rude right.  Well I will let you in on a secret, there were times I changed my name and pretended I wasn’t into games just to avoid dealing with the more obsessive gamers.

So why should I expect things to be different online.  For one thing the game is set in stone.  I don’t care if you don’t like how the game plays, a gamer cannot whine, appeal, break out the rulebooks and try to interpret the rules to fit their version.  I don’t care if you think that something is stupid in a game, that “stupid” thing is coded into the game just deal with it.  So if you can’t get what you want or what you think should be in an online game what do you do?

Well you come up with something that you and only you are “Great” at, such as the best sniper, the best driver, the best flyer, the best at being a douche.  Whatever that thing is you are so “great” that if someone else takes your toy you annoy them over the chat, annoy them in game by following them around and doing whatever you can, if you can you kill them and take your toy back, or in this case you blow up the toy in question because if you can’t have the toy then nobody else can either.

When asked why I don’t like gamers in general, I can always whip out a story of the abhorrent behavior of tabletop gamers that proves my point and now I have stories of online abhorrent behavior that continue to prove my point.  The odd thing to me is that there are plenty of normal people who play games now, but it is the few, the exception, that seem to be determined to ruin the fun for the rest of us.  To conclude my example from the beginning, the same thing happened roughly five minutes later into the match…see what I was saying?

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