Hello, I am your Research Monkey. Once again people search the interwebs with questions and arrive here for the answer. I don’t understand why myself. Have any of you actually found an answer to your question here? I know I haven’t seen the answers that often, I guess that is why the task of answering your questions falls upon my furry shoulders. As per company policy the inquiries are presented as found, however this time after going over the questions I have grouped them together to make my task easier.
Kinky Fuckery & 50 Shades
meaning of kinky fuckery
To have, had, want, desire or to engage in kinky sex, of which the exact definition of what IS kinky sex is subject to debate. For potential enlightenment read my bosses series of Kinky Fuckery posts.
kinky fuckery where does term appear in 50 shades
First use, page 2 Fifty Shades Darker
why do i want to read about kinky fuckery
To be able to sound cool.
at what point in fifty shades do they use a sex swing
another word for kinky fuckery
can you show me how to spell kinky fuckery in french
According to Google Translate: Fuckery Crepus
ballgag try on shades of grey
Never used, only referred to one time in Fifty Shades Darker.
what other devices does grey use besides cock ring?
His “Red Room of Pain” which is barely described and used only 4 or 5 times. Ugh! These books.
Kinky & Kinky Sex
kinky things to do in the woods with a guy
A few suggestions from Mrs. Research Monkey, hide the stick in the bush, squirrel looking for nuts, the variation squirrel burying nuts for winter and autumn leaves fall gently from the trees to the ground.
is it good to be called kinky
Yes, being called kinky means that you are doing something right and fun sex-wise.
100 kinky things to do in the bedroom
My boss walked by and said he will get to a post on this very soon.
what to say when someone says your not kinky
I would ask them why they hate you so much.
foods used in kinky sex
Cucumbers, carrots, hot dogs (don’t ask me), strawberries, cherries and just about anything that you find edible. Seems that you humans like to sexualize your food a lot more than us simians.
how to find someone as kinky as me
Ask a lot of questions and be prepared for a lot of rejections, maybe a restraining order or two, a slap in the face, but one day you will find that special kinky someone.
what kinky things can you do with icy hot patches
Mrs. Research Monkey couldn’t stop laughing. The only thing that I could think of involves a glass dildo and using the patch to heat up or cool down the glass dildo without having to run off to the bathroom for hot water or kitchen to toss the glass dildo into the fridge.
having sex treesome
Please leave the tree alone unless the tree is consenting.
can 3sum make her come?
A threesome most likely will not result in making her orgasm, however the attentions and actions of the people involved could do the trick as long as they know what they are doing.
sexually deviant thoughts normal?
This is a tough question, as I do not know what thoughts you are having that you consider deviant. If the thoughts involve children, animals, the dead or anything illegal most likely not. If the thoughts are of bondage and other forms of kinky sex then you are not having deviant thoughts you are having perfectly normal kinky thoughts.
how do i clean mr dependable
Soap and water is a start, but I recommend that you purchase a sex toy cleaner. Also, store Mr. Dependable in a drawer or some place where dust is at a minimum as Mr. Dependable is a dust magnet.
does mr dependable come in different size
No, Mr. Dependable comes in one size and color. There are plenty of Mr. Dependable clones that offer different sizes, shapes and colors, but there is only ONE Mr. Dependable.
is mr dependible to big
Define big? Mr. Dependable has a 5 inch girth and 7 inch length. If those numbers are big to you, then you have your answer.
why does “mr. dependable” smell like plastic
Mr. Dependable is made out of a “life-like material” if plastic is what you smell like then Mr. Dependable smells like you. Alas, I imagine that what you are smelling is the scent of the “life-like material” which does have a unique odor.
mr dependable bad smell
Clean Mr. Dependable.
how should you store mr dependable
In a drawer or box where dust is at a minimum.
i looking for big pocket pussy
Congratulations. What little research I have done does not seem to indicate that there is a size difference as most descriptions only refer to how tight the pocket pussy is. Maybe tight is a sex toy measurement in the same way that pinch is a cooking measurement, but I was unable to find verification of this theory of mine.
are you supposed to come in your pocket pussy
Since I have never used one, I cannot say, but based upon design and description I would hazard a guess that yes, indeed, you are supposed to orgasm inside your pocket pussy.
stop pocket pussy smelling
Clean pocket pussy.
my wife uses my pocket pussy on our friend
Ask your wife to get your mutual friend his own pocket pussy or ask your mutual friend to bring his own pocket pussy or perhaps you should purchase a new pocket pussy for yourself. In order to reduce confusion as to whose pocket pussy is whose I suggest that you or your wife write names on the outside of the pocket pussy for easy identification.
pocket pussy stuck up own ass
Umm…seek immediate medical attention.
how to make your own pocket pussy with supplys from art store
Mrs. Research Monkey suggested a toilet paper roll, bits of a fuzzy blanket and filling the tube up with warm pudding.
is it normal for my hysband to use a pocket pussy
Are you mad at your husband? Does your husband have a weak grip and thus attempting to build up his hand muscles via masturbation?
what women think about pocket pussy
Mrs. Research Monkey can’t stop laughing.
how to set up a door hanging sex swing
I suggest that you buy a Sex Swing instead, but if you have already bought a door hanging swing and found it useless refer here for an alternate use: Naughty Monkey: Door “Swing” Update
what kind of contraption is a sex swing?
A sex swing is a series of straps, a metal bow that the straps hang from, a metal cross bar and a length of chain for hanging.
has a door ever been broken by sex swing
Probably. Door frames can be broken just installing the sex swing and vigorous use would most definitely lead to door or door frame breakage.
sex swing thoughts?
how does a sex swing chair work
Man or woman sits or lays in/on the swing and then sexual activity takes place.
kind of door needed for sex swing
For a door, the sex swing and door that closes securely. For a sex swing, a tall door with a very sturdy frame that you don’t mind putting a very large screw into, or find a stud in the ceiling for the large screw.
do you like having sex in a sex swing
Ball Gag & Other Toys
i like ball gags
Congratulations, ball gags can be fun.
does a ball gag quiet the noise during sex?
Stuff your mouth with something and then try to make noise. Are you quiet now? Did you stuff something too big in…
would you wear ball gag during sex
Mrs. Research Monkey seems to enjoy the ball gag from time to time. I am not sure if I would enjoy using a ball gag.
household object to substitute as a ballgag
Rubber ball, bandanna, tie, scarf and so on.
what happens if a cock ring gets stuck in vagina
First, sex medical attention for her if the ring cannot be removed. Two, seek medical attention for you as a well fitting cock ring should not come off. Three, get new cock ring as the one you were using is either old or broke.
simulating a mmf threesome using a banana
Good luck. Bananas are squishy and would make quite the mess in a sexual situation. I would suggest a dildo such as Mr. Dependable if you are looking to simulate a second male.
can you use tape during sexual tiedown
Yes, but tape is not easy or quick to remove. Tape removal can be painful and can leave sticky residue.
i left my vibrator in when mom enters unexpectedly
Umm…I hope you asked her why she left the blender on.
why do i never see variations dildo tubes
A tube by definition is round, most dildos are round, thus very little variation, why change what works?
i need to have sex
Don’t we all.
What did your cat do to you?
i work with a bunch of fucktard
I don’t remember seeing you around here.
what does fucktard mean?
See Vocabulary Just For You for the Richmond Clan definition.
naughty clown girl
Here you go. You are welcome. Thankfully clowns seem to be off limits to the pornification of everything. I had to look around a bit before I even came close to encountering the first naked woman in clown make-up or costume. So there are some things that even you humans can’t sexualize.
thougts on worst time
a recipe ask for 5 tablespoons of soy sauce algebra problem
If you can send my boss a copy of this recipe he would be very appreciative. He does like soy and he did successfully complete a year of algebra.
why do fish have white bellies
The best thing that I have read is that a white belly blends in with the water when you are looking up at the fish from below, giving the fish some camouflage.
what kind of student do you think spongebob would be
Based upon his performance on the show that bears his name, he would be an excellent student who tested horribly, so horribly that most likely he would not graduate without a lot of help, however he would be able to demonstrate what he learned in a non-test environment.
nine letter word for majority
Mainstream, okay that is 10-letters.
Video Game Problems
skylanders if you drop one and hear a rattle noise when you shake it is it broken ?
Sadly yes, most likely your Skylander is broken. However before you despair try the toy out first and if the toy is broken contact Activision customer support as they have been known to replace “defective” Skylanders.
is it possible anyone live without sexthought?
I would hope not.
will fuck for shoes
From Mrs. Research Monkey, if you are a good looking female with an interest in females or couples she has several pairs of shoes and a few single shoes that you are more than welcome to after a fuck or three.
This was a long Answering the ?s, but you searched for answers and I provided them. See you in a month.